O O H . L A L A . C H A N E L . S U R F Y.

JELLY FISH.

SEE HERE YAR.

M I C H A E L . L A N D Y

1. MICHAEL LANDY

UNTITLED (LAST FEW DAYS!, CLOSING DOWN SALE)

1992

LAMINATED CARD AND MARKER PEN

DIAMETER 54 CM

00523

2. MICHAEL LANDY

UNTITLED (BUY NOW, CLOSING DOWN SALE)

1992

LAMINATED CARD AND MARKER PEN

DIAMETER 54 CM

DING DING DING

YOU

MIGHT

RECOGNISE

THE TOP ONE

FROM

MY

BATHROOM

LOOK

OF

THE DAY

INNIT

OH Jonny showed me the WRANGLER BLUE BELL website yesterday and I've been playing with Tony Ward for quite a while now....

SEE HERE YAR.. ITS RATHER RATHER.. OH MY

HI. MY NAME IS PRADA S/S 2010 AD CAMPAIGN.

CUTIE

PIE

AND

PUDDING

I SELL LVSL.

OK SO. L.V.S.L..

STANDS FOR

LING VS LING.

THE CUTE ANIMALS ON THE JUMPERS ARE ILLUSTRATED BY MY MUMMY.

TANYA LING

HI

AVAILABLE IN

SMALL (34-36)

MEDIUM (38-40)

LARGE (42-44)

£125.00 + P&P

EMAIL TO ORDER WITH CONTACT NUMBER SO WE CAN CALL YOU BACK AND GET YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS.

ONLY AVAILABLE FROM ME

AND

COMING SOON

IN SELECTIVE STORES

TODAY: Sampling in Davidoff on Jermyn Street. My hair in Wonderland Magazine and some BOOTYS that I want.

This is serious...

I am obsessed with I BLAME COCO.

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I T S T H E L O R D O F T H E F L Y S A L L O V E R A G A I N

COCO IS SUPREME

(HAH THAT SOUNDS WRONG)

ON REPEAT.

SEE HERE YAR.

SEE HER STYLIE.

VOICE.

HAIR.

MAKE UP.

FACE.

BANG.

TONIGHT

AT

YOYO.

ARTS

CLUB.

Hi BAMBI

IF

COBI

WAS

AN

ANIMAL

SHE

WOULD

BE

A

BAMBI

THINGY

OOOOH

YUP

THATS

TRUE

Comme des Garcons Fall 05 by my Mama.x

Tanya Ling

Comme des Garcons Fall/Winter 05

March 2005

Mixed Media on Paper

42 x 29.7 cm

00227

D R E A M P O N Y

HELLO MY NAME IS NOT RAINBOW DASH.

ANIMAL CLUB PART 2. In ya TANK TOP.

HI EMMA

Going to see...

I blame COCO at arts club on Thursday... Am supeeeer excited to see her live! =) with my greeek girl emmmma, ickle eva.... Cobi toons and obviously molly. Coco is soooooooo coooooool!!!! Can't wait to see her live. COME!!! Xxx hehe

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I SELL ART. Part 4

KATE MOSS PRAED ST. HOTEL LONDON (1990)

BY KATE GARNER

NEW SILVER EDITIONS

EDITION OF 15 (46 X 33 INCHES)

EDITION OF 7 (56 X 40 INCHES)

A L B E R E L B A Z

SEE HERE YAR

C U T I E

OH MY GOODNESS ME... LOOK AT WHAT MY PAPS JUST SHOWED ME...

THIS IS REALLY QUITE EXCITING. THIS CATALOGUE IS FROM THE FIRST SHOW DAMIEN HIRST CURATED IN 1988. THE BEGINNING OF THE YBA'S. HEY THERE! ITS JUST CHILLIN RIGHT NEXT TO ME. HI. HI.

I'VE TURNED TO THE PAGE THAT REPRODUCES A PICTURE OF DAMIEN'S WORK. TAKE A LOOK BABY. HE HAS PAINTED CARDBOARD BOXES, AND HAS STUCK THEM ON THE WALL. DO YOU THINK HE MADE THEM HIMSELF OR DO YOU THINK EVEN AT THAT STAGE OF HIS CAREER HE HAD A TEAM OF ASSISTANTS? FOOD FOR THOUGHT!

BYE.X

Hi Junya Watanabe MAN. Fall 2010.

EARLY British example of R-A-P. I must say. Innit.

It's Bipney.

HELLO PEOPLE. I HAD A LAUGH DJING AT MARGOT'S 21'st (DRESSED AS BRITNEY)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING.x

MOLLY MATHILDE (goddard)

My yummy friend Molly Goddard has made a blog, finally! She is studying Knitwear at CSM and is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING... ABOVE is ITHAKA modeling one of Mollys creations.

SEE HER BLOG BLOG YAR

143 BOO

HAH. MY HAND. =)

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OH MY...

I'm dressing as Britney on Friday

.

Poor RainBOW DASH.

ooh NO - Cuba (my doggy) had a fight with Rainbow Dash - it's ok though.. I fixed her up, was a bit upset.. so my sister bought me Cheerilee to keep Rainbow Dash in good company as well as Poppy Corn and Pinkie Pie.

AND Cobi TOONS BOUGHT ME THIS NECKLACE! Thank you Cobi.x

AND Maureen Paley bought me this LOVE. THANK YOU MAUREEN.

Ooopseee I spilt my yoghurt.

I like it.
THE HOW wad mad last night.
Thank you to everyone that came!
Thank you to the DJ's Ashley (Ital Soundsystem) Louis (flash... Louis)
and Paul (Rattus Rattus aka birthday boy)..You were all FANTASTIC and
MINT.

Yay!

Thank you! Xxx

HI!! THE HOW TONIGHT!!! HI HI HI!!!

My boyfriend went away to Germany today for work.. and I AM BURROWING HIS COMME COAT :-) AGAIN. hi Jonny.x

LUUUURRRRRVVVVEEEE.

HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT TO..

THE HOW

TONIGHT.x

Maison Martin MargiELA. WEBSITE AND BOOTYS :-) My brain is ticking.

TIK TOK

(KESHA)

HAHA OOOH OOOOH OOH

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY

P.S CAN'T

WAIT TO

MOVE MY

BLOG TO

TUMBLR

OVER

THE

WEEKEND.

.

PHOTOGRAPHY: HANAKO WHITEWAY

I WANT

This necklace which I saw HERE on the Colette website.

I WANT TO BE IN PARIS.

NOW.

CHANEL RTW 2010 illustrated by TANYA LING & my moley.

BO YAH

YA MUN

It's my new thing...... A ha!

HI MICHAEL JACKSON interview

BY

PHARRELL WILLIAMS

ANDY WARHOL

BOB COLACELLO

HERE FROM INTERVIEW MAGAZINE

BALENCIAGA S/S 2010 AD CAMPAIGN.

Hello.

The more I look at it the more I want to glue and stick and cut papers and stick.

Lines, blocks and things.

I would like to own the orange and greenie dress,

yes that is my favorite one.

I can just tell Prada loves Georgie Hopton and Georgie Hopton loves Prada, OH YAR.

Hearts (hearts on fire) all over the place and EVERYHWERE when I look at this Prada ad campaign from FALL 2007 in THE... (ding ding ding) PRADA BOOK!

AND

THIS...

GLORY PALETTE by Georgie Hopton
1997
Mixed Media on Paper
39 x 45 cm
Edition size : 120

TODAY I SEE COBI JAYE MARSH

My friend Cobi has come to London. It has been TWO YEARSS since I last saw her!! as she lives on the other side of the world as me.

We are going for dinner tonight. OYSTERS.

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW EXCITED I AM.

OH MY DAYS.

bla blaa blah

Just got on this Vimeo case. :-) Oh hi there Vimeo! :-)

I SELL ART. Part 3

Sarah Lucas

Untitled (Poster Studio River’s Edge Sculpture Garden Commission No. 1.)

1995

5 Colour photographs on art board in frame

40.5 x 38 cm

Edition Size : 6

THE HOW

THE HOW

FRIDAY 15TH JANUARY 2010

THE MACBETH

70 HOXTON STREET

N1 6LP

£3 FROM 9PM

£5 FROM 11PM

THE DJ'S:

RATTUS RATTUS

RATTUS RATTUS

RATTUS RATTUS

FLASH LOUIS

FLASH LOUIS

FLASH LOUIS

ITAL SOUND SYSTEM

ITAL SOUND SYSTEM

ITAL SOUND SYSTEM

BIP LING (ME)

BIP LING (ME)

BIP LING (ME)

MARGOT BOWMAN

MARGOT BOWMAN

MARGOT BOWMAN

'The How honours British subculture. Top button done up, dressed in our finest. You are in or you are out. The How is how it happens. This is how we dance, this is how we dress, this is Modern Life. You don't need to ask why if you know how. From 60's Nothern Soul to Dupstep of now'

The Philosophy of ANDY WARHOL

(From A to B and Back Again)

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

GOOD READ

"When I was a child I never had a fantasy about having a maid, what I had a fantasy about having was candy. As I matured that fantasy translated itself into 'make money to have candy,' because as you get older, of course, you get more realistic."

Hi 2010.

Hi new diary. Hi new pens.

Hi new year. Hi new obsessions.

Bathroom Look of the Day.

(polar bear sounds)

ok I feel serious 'OOOOH MY DAYS' BEAR SOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWsers. This is GRREAT. Hedi Slimane darling yar.

Did you know.. that I used to play the drums. FACT OF LIFE.

VERYTA chosen as 'fashion's next big thing' by Stefano Pilati in Wallpaper* (monkey sounds) hehe.

Click HERE to see the interview with my mummy Tanya Ling, the Creative Director of Veryta ...and the photograph I took of her yar.

HAPPY CHRISTMAAASSSSS TO YOU. :-)

OOOOH I GOT MA

OUTFIT READY FOR

ROCKIN ROUND THE

CHRISTMAS TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

TREE.

I AM A TREE :-)

Liam Scully in the LING house hold.

Innit.

Hat and Bow.x

THIS GARY HUME BOOK LOOKS DELISH.

RED

BLUE

SEE HERE YAR

Claridges Christmas card darlingggg.

MY MUMMY DREW THE ILLUSTRATION.

SHE SAID THAT THE LITTLE CUTIE IS ME

WHEN I WAS A MINI BIP.

SEE HERE YAR FOR TANYA LING

I really want these Comme pumps. Hello DSM.

This what I shall wear tonight.

I AM

DJING

TONIGHT

AT A CHRISTMAS PARTAY.

CHRISTMAS CRACKERS.

EH.

X

;-)

HI. Margot Bowman

HI BIP LING

I have a spare egg and a Comme shirt.

Hi

Ooooh I just went to the Reebok lounge and got given a pair of BASQUIATS! I am soooooo lovin these. Thank you Dee! X

I CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT MY FEEET. OH MY DAYS I LOVE THEM.

I SELL ART. Part 2

Gavin Turk

Untitled

1991

Photographic Paper

21 x 29.5 cm

FIG GPP PV PPQ

Last Thursday was the private view of FIG's new exhibition, Gladys Perint Palmer. The event was hosted by PPQ, its was GREAT DARLING.

From the top: Stephen Jones, Moi, Suzy Menkes, Gladys Perint Palmer and TOMMI TOYKO.

HI JOSEPH ROCK

"Long Rider Joseph Rock’s travels in China during the 1920s and 30s still stand alone. A self-taught linguist and naturalist, Rock left his native Vienna, Austria and set out for a life full of excitement. He found it in the remote tribal regions of China. For nearly thirty years Rock wandered among the wild border provinces of Qinghai, Gansu, and Sichuan. Feted by native rulers and a confident of shamans, Rock would employ tribal bodyguards to accompany his equestrian caravans into these remote and dangerous kingdoms. Though never an accredited scientist in the academic sense, Rock was nevertheless a brilliant cultural observer, a talented anthropologist and a dedicated botanist. Thanks to his National Geographic magazine articles, Rock’s amazing travels are inspiring a new generation of equestrian travellers to venture into these formerly “forbidden kingdoms.”

JOSEPH ROCK = STYLIE

Hermione de paula sample sale! Haha I am a pyscho with my pyscho wolfs on my new dressie.

Ma mama's LOOK today was CUTE.

RED SOCKS

OOOOOH MY GOODNESS.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE (big smiley love) these illustrations that NATALIE HUGHES drew of me.

Thank you Natalie

xoxoxoxoxo

SEE HERE for more!!!

....

L I F E. W I F E.

SO I just wanna let you know that I have really enjoyed watching LIFE.

SEE HERE DARLING

Maureen Paley by Mummy

in the first Issue of A8 Magazine.

I LOVE MAUREEN.

.

I WATCHED THE SCHOOL

OF SAATCHI ON IPLAYER.

WOULD HAVE BEEN A WASTE

OF TIME WITHOUT TRACEY.

POPO POLAROID

The other day I came across this polaroid my friend Emma took of me. We drew on him and had fun with animal club. I like him as he reminds me of times with her that I miss so 'hi' they have been blogged.

Oh Y E S spells.. YES.

EMMA I MISS YOU.

WHEN CAN WE

PLAY?

Just been too ED RuSchAa at the Hayward Gallery. Time to paint.

Sorry I didn't put up any decent ones of the actual art work. The security were watching me so was difficult to snappy with my iPhone.

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Last Ebor Streets Look of the daaaaaay!!!!!! X

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I JUST WANNA EAT THESE.

Beautifffuuuul Lily Donaldson (I think she looks her best without any makeup - wow) in V Mag, shot by Nick Knight styled by Jonathan Kaye.

You've probably already seen this before but...WHAT A FASHION STORY. LOVIN IT LOVIN IT LOVIN IT.

I'M STARTING AN OBSESSION WITH PALE COLOURS. I WANT TO DO SOME PAINTING AND GLUEING AND STICKING.

OBSESSED.

PALE

PALE

PALE

PALE

PALE

PALE

Ebor Streets LOOK of the daaay. Haven't done this for a whileeeeee.

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.

TOMORROW

IS 

MY 

LAST 

DAY 

AT 

RELATIVEMO. 

SAD 

TO SAY 

BYE BYE

HAPPY 

TO SAY 

HELLO 

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

HELLO

WORLD

I SELL ART. Part 1

I've quit my job at RelativeMO, to do other stuff with my time.

I'm selling art. Every month I will present a new art work, here on my blog. The first piece is Mohammed Ali's fist by Andy Warhol, all of the details are on the right hand side.

I'm also Djing, tomorrow night i'll be at Shoreditch House.

NIGHT NIGHT.x

p.s TRUE STORY

Teddy's in sister land forever.x

Ouga Bouga (my lil sis) and I just mooched about today.

Just got home and my lil sis gave this drawing she did of me. She's 13 years old so cuuuuuute. I call her ouga. She's me lil Ouga.

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Hello

LAST
NIGHT
I
PLAYED
GARAGE
AT
SHOREDITCH
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
HOUSE
MOUSE

Gary Hume, Bow and I are just chillin tonight.

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HEHE thats ME

HAHAHAH HOW FUNNY IS THIS PHOTO. It got blogged.

Last week I tried not to be a monkey at the Reiss event I Dj'd at.

OOO OOO OOO Photo by Archy

JUST 1 KISS 4 BIPS TIPS:

KIND OF THINKING TODAY.

Will Gompertz in The Times today. ITS SO LIKE HELLOOOO. The new arts editor of the BBC.

HI THERE

Last night The xx were beautiful. I got there in time. It's official, my favorite band. FACT OF LIFE. OBSESSED.

They played at Village Underground in Shoreditch, a really amazing venue bricks and arches and yeah high ceiling, it was SO COOL. It was AMAZING to catch up with Romy, I AM SO PROUD! OH LIKE HELLOO XX. I loved the big X painted on the brick wall outside the venue, that was just like WOWsers and it was like YES. OH AND THE COVER OF TEARDROPS WAS JUST INSANE IN THE BRAIN.

LISTEN TO IT HERE YAR

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I AM GOING TO SEE

THE XX AT THE VILLAGE UNDERGROUND AFTER MY SET AT REISS TONIGHT. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RUN THERE. SOO FLIPPIN EXCITED. FLIP FLOP TICK TOCK. I HOPE I MAKE IT. I HOPE I HOPE I HOPE I HOPE.

I AM

THINKING ABOUT
THE
CHEESE
ON
TOAST
THAT
I'M
GOING
TO
DJ
AT
THE
REISS
DO DA
THING
2NITE

B O O! GEORGE!

BOO BOOO BOOOOO. I like. I like.

SEE HERE YAR

- click on London photographers.

Bippy's hippy Alexandra Cronan. Ohhh hiips hopss.

I'm GONNA play this tonight at Shoreditch House.

I am seriously OBSESSED with this remix THE XX did of Florence and the Machine. I have listened to it about 247 times today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui5TGMWNEPo

it is SIK.

AND

I'm like so gonna blog my favorite moments of THE HOW which was on friday, turned out to be a huge success.

x

Oh yar and the back of my drop. The stylie of THE HOW = thought.

'''''!±§%%$$£ YOU DROPPED A BOMB ON ME.
I HAVE GOT MY MOD ON. =++=!!!! WOOF
I AM THE F A C E ********

This is my drop for tonight. Minus the 'hair-do' I'm getting on at lunch today.

HAHA

I think the AP ads are funny.

ARE YOU EVEN READY FOR MY NEW MOD NIGHT CALLED 'THE HOW' THAT I'M DOING WITH MY FELLOW FRIEND MARGOT BOWMAN? IT IS ON FRIDAY. IT IS A MESSAGE TO YOU.

Wowsers!

Friday night and I'm a dolphin.

OOHH

Ooh la la. Excited to see The XX in the Indepedent this morning!

Yay!

FRIEZE PV 2009

I Bipped to the private view of the Frieze art fair last night. Thats me! Hi there!

I saw the beautiful Maureen Paley, art dealer for Wolfgang Tillmans, Gillian Wearing and Rebecca Warren. COOL! LOVE HER STYLE! WHAT A GREAT PHOTO!

I bumped into the man who can Matthew Slotover, what a genius.

Artist, Grayson Perry. Talks a lot of sense but is this a good look?

My favorite piece that I saw. Not that I saw everything as there was just so much to see. It's a Comme poster by Nick Relph at the Gavin Brown stand.

Veryta Veryta Veryta Love Love Love. Veryta Veryta Veryta. Heart Heart Heart.

HEART LOVE VERYTA. LOVE HEART. LOVE LOVE LOVE. HEART HEART HEART. LOVE LOVE TRUE STORY. INDIA. LOVE. YAY. INDIA. INDIA. INDIA. INDIA. INDIA. INDIA. INDIA. INDIA. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE. YAY. HEART. VERYTA IS AMAZING. VERYTA IS AMAZING. VERYTA IS BEAUTIFUL.

VERYTA IS THE BEAT THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME DOT COM FORWARD SLASH HELLOO BYE BYE

THE HOW.

'THE HOW' is the name of the new club night I am running with one of my best mates Margot Bowman. We did a club night called 'HOTBED' for over a year and decided to do something fresh, a bit like a mint in ya mouth after having a macadeez. Welcome to come along...

'The How honours British subculture. Top button done up, dressed in our finest. You are in or you are out.The How is how it happens. This is how we dance, this is how we dress, this is Modern Life. You don't need to ask why if you know how. From 60's Nothern Soul to Dupstep of now'

Night night. Going to sleep now. Sleep well blog readers if your going to sleep too, if not HELLO.x

Evangeline Ling my lil sis is a FENCER... and.. Has just come second place in the final of the Camden Leon Paul Comp. I'm proud of ya OUGA!

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I just made 9 Pharrell ice cream heads. Who would like one?

Anish Kapoor la la looor. Yellow and red yellow red in my head.

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LV Lollipops.com/BIP Hello SS2010 Louis Vuitton Louis Vuitton is in my BRAIN. Cannot REMOVE. OH NO.

Y.U.P